How To Be Miserable For The Rest of Your Life

There’s too much information out there about how you can IMPROVE your life… and not enough about how to RUIN your life.

If you want to be miserable, here’s a great list… 15 tips that will show you exactly how to be miserable for the rest of your life…

If you really want to be miserable for the rest of your life, this is first on the list. Compare yourself with EVERYONE and then make sure you judge yourself if you’re not as good as them in ANY AREA.

It doesn’t matter that you were born UNIQUE. Ignore everyone who says you should focus on your own strengths and do the best you can. If you want to feel worthless: COMPARE.

Only happy people think the best of others and reserve judgement until they know all the details. Always assume the worst in other people. 
 
It doesn’t matter that the majority of people are good deep down… carry the resentment of anyone who has ever done you wrong – around EVERYWHERE and assume everyone else is like that.

Like most parents and all schools teach you: Play it safe. Don’t take ANY RISKS doing what you really want to do, instead SETTLE for a life you don’t want by taking no risks, and therefor getting no rewards and you will achieve your goal of being miserable and having an enormous amount of regrets.

Instead listen to the government, the main stream media, social media comments, teachers, haters, bullies, basically everyone that has an opinion on how YOU should be living your life.

Suppress that innate knowing inside you – that WE ALL HAVE. It will only guide you in the wrong direction – to happiness and peace.
 
You want misery? Never listen to yourself.

One sure way to success in life is to believe in yourself… so, just don’t.
 Think the worst of yourself. Always doubt yourself.
 Even in the most meaningless of tasks – believe you will fail… and YOU WILL.

The news is really fantastic for making you feel like a doomed piece of crap.

There’s no better outlet for making you feel like a worthless slave to the system than sitting down and consuming a completely exaggerated view of everything that is wrong with the world.
 Believe everything they tell you as well. I mean, it’s not like they are driven by the agendas of their advertisers. They’re creating perfect content for the purpose of your FEAR and MISERY. A little main stream media a day keeps the joy away.

A trait most miserable people share is that they complain MUCH more than they work. In fact they even complain about their work. It doesn’t matter what problem they’re talking about, it’s always someone else’s fault. They’re probably in the comments right now complaining about this video.

If you you to be just as miserable as them, team up – 2 miserable people can be far more miserable than only one.

Stay away from all things self development, especially those best selling self development books of all time.
 Yeah, they might have changed millions of lives, and helped create more abundance, joy and freedom, but that’s not what you want – you came here to learn how to be miserable – so don’t read anything… Unless it’s the news.

Anything to do with self development has to go.

Anything that makes you BETTER will not make you miserable… so, exercise, that makes your physical body better – instead be a lazy slob and sit down as much as possible.
Meditation, Reading, Learning, Seminars, EVERYTHING that makes you better. Eliminate it.

Spending time alone causes you to think clearly, have creative thoughts, life changing ideas, peace of mind. Avoid it at all costs.
 Sleep in and make sure you are frantically rushing out the door, stressed out of your brain. This will help you come home at the end of the day super depressed.

Regular exercise has been proven to improve overall health and enhance your mood. It gives you more energy and confidence. This is not good. To remain miserable avoid all forms of exercise.

Eating healthy foods not only makes you healthier… it also gives you more energy and clarity of thought… of course, if you want to be miserable you should eat as much processed foods as possible.

Avoid healthy eating.

Meditation is for hippies. Yeah, sure, it reduces stress… gives you peace of mind, clearer thoughts and helps with productivity – but we don’t want that. We want to feel stressed, as stress makes us miserable – so make sure you never meditate, especially daily.

This is important, because more and more people now are starting to realise if they just say SORRY every time they do a normal human thing like stuff up, or be a jerk… then it usually repairs the relationship and takes a huge burden of stress away from their life.

You should instead hold on to all resentments… NEVER ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG… and make everyone else feel like they are in the wrong.

Make sure your EGO is always winning every argument, especially with those you love and you will be guaranteed to be one miserable sack of something.

Social media is a fantastic cesspool of judgmental people that will no doubt love to give you their opinion on everything to do with your life, and everything you believe in.

Aside from that it is fantastic for comparison and self-judgement.
 As the famous quote we just made up goes: “The more time you spend on social media, the less social and more miserable you become”
 Hope this list really helped you in becoming as miserable as you possibly can.

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